Rascals and Freaks

kiss-my-sassyness:

HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.

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I basically made a vague facebook status because I didn’t want to hurt my friends feelings. However, she does not have a tumblr…..

Prepare for the bitch cuz she’s about to come out.

So I was totally into this guy in my English class. He’s intelligent, worldly, funny, cute, he has a respectable job (army reserves) and he is extremely easy to talk to and be comfortable around.  So for the past 16 weeks that we’ve had class together, I’ve flirted my ass off and he flirted back.  So two nights ago, my friends and I were drinking and I decided to make a bold move and asked him to hang out with us. So we all went over to his place and talked for about 2 hours. At the end of the night, I felt really good about myself. Then he texted me and told me he thought my one friend was attractive and asked me to give her his number.

Now here’s the kicker. During the 2 hours we talked, friend A (the one he thought was hot, we’ll call her rachel) hardly talked at all. Her and the guy (we’ll call him henry) talked a handful of times and most of the time, she couldn’t even carry on with the conversation cuz her limited knowledge fucking ran out. Henry spent most of his time talking to me and my other friend. Yet at the end of the night, he wants rachel.

You wanna know why? Because she was the only skinny bitch there!!!! My other friend and I are fat chicks. So even though the bitch has no fucking personality and 99% of the time she is a selfish, butt licking cunt, she still is the one who gets the guy. The only reason he likes her is cuz she’s skinny. Thats the only reason guys ever like her. Because they’ve all pretty much come out and said that once they get to see how horrible her personality is, they can’t fucking run away fast enough!!!!

And to make matters worse, henry is STILL FLIRTING WITH ME!!!!!!!! THIS IS NOT FAIR!!!!! He likes me, I know he does but he won’t give me the time of day in the girlfriend column because I’m a big girl. You know what, fuck all of you douche bags who would rather have some skinny ass bitch then a girl with a fucking personality. Now, not all skinny girls are bitches. I have a friend who is skinny and she is one of the most amazing people I know.  But the skinny girls who are bitches do not deserve to have guys falling for them when all they do is cast them aside cuz they’d rather have the drug addict depressed baggage case cuz all they want is a fucking project to make themselves feel good about their shitty, horrible personalities.

I am a beautiful person. I am gorgeous and I am a fierce bitch. I don’t need a guy to make me feel good about myself and I don’t need anyone to tell me how fierce I am cuz, bitch please, I already fucking know. But like pretty much everyone out there, I’m lonely and I’m ready to start looking for a man to spend the rest of my life with. It’s really hard to do when none of them will grow up enough to notice that the fat bitch is actually smart and sweet and funny and beautiful. I am beautiful. Why can’t anyone besides my friends and myself see that?

thatfunnyblog:

dont care

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you’re*

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your life is just so fucking bad isn’t it?

oh you’re single, once again

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song lyrics, how original

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you’re like 10, no you’re not ‘getting smashed’

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NOW BACK TO TUMBLR

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